22nd November 2004

How to Cook Chinese

No, I don’t mean Chinese people. I mean Chinese food.

Steps for cooking Chinese food:

  1. Call mom
  2. Have mom send food things
  3. Have mom send cookbook
  4. Call mom on how to cook this stuff
  5. Page through cookbook
  6. Pick something with a nice picture
  7. Close cookbook and set aside
  8. Make up the recipe with what you have
  9. Serve to unsuspecting roommates for potential food poisoning
  10. Impress girls with your 1337 c00king skillz0rz

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